Sea Hag Tattoo Parlour
This beautifully aquatic themed shop is home to none other than Shaun, Joe, and of course, Eva. We can draw out any tattoo your puny little human mind can think of! We’re located, unfortunately, in hellishly hot Temecula California. We are in wine country folks, and it’s full of casinos too! So come down and spend all of your hard earned cash on tattoos. If you don’t, that means you don’t love us and we will spend all week crying.
We’ve got it all, sailors, mermaids… sick arm bands bros! So what are you waiting for? Your mom to give you permission? That’s never gonna happen. She hates tattoos! Why would you ruin her little baby’s skin with one of those??? I’ll tell you why… ’cause you’re a grown up and you’re not gonna listen to what anyone has to say! Go on and embrace that inner rebel you little bilge rat. It’s up to you and the world is counting on you.